princess-fellatio:

Me

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

image

labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

HW