money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
I’m genuinely terrified that I won’t ever meet someone who likes me and wants to be with me and I’ll just be on my own forever. That shit scares me so much.
in a jiffy
be careful making wishes in the
is that devito?
this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new
I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home